Next Tory catchphrase

24th February 2020

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There's a long and inglorious tradition of propaganda by 3-word catchphrase or slogan.

The Conservatives seem to think a 3-word catchphrase is an essential accompaniment to any election. They have assaulted our ears and insulted our intelligence with any number of inanities over the last few years. The next one can't be far off.

These are my suggestions - available to the Tories for £15,000, or a free holiday at a luxury villa in an undisclosed (or lied about) location in the Caribbean.